Friday, November 9, 2007

Five Shelton Jokes

We have subscribed to the Shelton Gazette, It recently reached a milestone; its first story using just words.

The 'What’s On' section is interesting – it is a white sheet of paper with ‘NOTHING’ written on it.

We do enjoy the readers letters though; this week it was “D for Dog”

Finally we also enjoy the Gazette's weekly Crossword. Last week was a great one; it was "damn!"

In a lot of English villages at some point in the summer there is a weekend where every proud gardener in the village throws open their garden gates for all to admire their tireless horticultural prowess. In Shelton we have the same thing, one Saturday afternoon a year any rusting car enthusiast can tour hundreds of gardens looking at the tireless GMCs and Pontiacs.

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Bazza

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