Saturday, October 31, 2009

Rue Du Désir


Although by ten O’clock the late August sun was already high and warm in a spotless blue sky, the nights had been getting cooler; it wouldn’t be long until the harvest. I stopped the old tractor and killed the engine; silence washed into the vacuum left by the rusty motor’s noise. From the driver’s saddle I could look down across the shallow valley at our three large fields of corn. I found myself wondering again how the crop could wash and ripple across the fields even on perfectly still days like this. It can be mesmerizing and the ocean is only broken by the straight narrow strip of the road to St. Martenne. The highway may be a normal two lane road but at this point in the summer the corn crowds to its edges giving the impression of a narrow avenue.


Looking to far end of the road I saw the blue convertible appear. Since the middle of July it had passed by every morning at this time. It is why I too, was here again. The car sped between our fields, parting the golden sea. The fawning corn stands back while it passes only to sweep back to the road once the car has gone. The corn bustles excitedly and rustle-whispers ‘See her? Did you see her?’ And I did see her. She was magnificent. Her fair hair shielded from the wind under a patterned silk headscarf, her eyes hidden behind large lensed sunglasses which, in turn, accentuated majestic high cheekbones. Her lips always had a slight smile playing along them. And her arms were bare and lightly tanned like her face. She looked for the all the world like one of the dames à la mode from my mother’s 1960s Paris Match magazines; the ones that are stacked in low columns around her dark and musty room. But those ladies are faded, distant and dead or dying now, the woman in the convertible was not. She was a like a movie star but just as untouchable even though she was only a fifty meters away.

As she passed I noticed my arm had risen to wave but as always before she either did not see or probably thought it was just part of the swaying crops around her. Then she was gone. My arm fell back to my side while the excited corn returned to a gentle ripple. I exhaled, I seemed to have been holding my breath.

Leaning forward I pressed the large black button that restarted the old tractor. It rattled and shook into life, the noise and the oily smell of the exhaust brought my mind back to the day’s chores. Yes, soon we will harvest and she could not help but see me up here then however, I knew, in my heart, she too would be gone; back to the city and summer would be over.

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Bazza

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Rocket Man

I vividly remember writing this blog. It was on a flight to Denver in February 2008. Yeah, the trip that resulted in the Tibia Trivia fun. In all the excitement I forgot about the blog for ages. Then my editor (or wife, as she is sometimes known) said I was too libelous with some parts. So eventually I cleaned it up a bit and present it to you here.



A few nights ago I was at a karaoke evening and Elton John's Rocket Man was a chosen sing-along. Something has always troubled me about the song and so I paid extra attention as the words scrolled across the screen! Aha! I know what troubled me. It’s a load of crap!

There are two things that most get to me about this song. Working week and raising your kids on Mars.

First the bit about being a rocket man five days a week. You can hardly go home for the weekend Mr. Dwight! You cannot turn the ship around every Wednesday lunchtime because you don’t wanna miss Stars in their Eyes. No, like a sailor (hence why it’s called a ship oh ex-director of Watford FC) you are there for the voyage. That’s bad but the stuff that really bothers me is the stuff about Mars.

According to Reggie, “Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids.” Yer think?
“It’s cold as hell.” Excuse my transplanted follicles friend but isn’t hell hot? The nuns at Sunday school said it was. Maybe Dante had a little freezer section for people who die after moving to Boca Raton (probably quite full if my visits to the town are anything to go by) but I believe the general view is ‘hell is hot’.

But here’s the real weird bit. In the next line our height challenged pianist says.
“And there’s no-one there to raise them if you did.” What the heck! Shouldn’t we raise our own kids and where is his spouse? What kind of judge would give custody of kids to a tantrum prone homosexual man living on another planet?

Kinda made me start wondering about his other songs - could he really see Daniel waving goodbye?


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Bazza