Thursday, May 15, 2008

End of the World - Update


After Saturday I decided to look up the definition of anticlimax.

It said: 'An event, period, or outcome that is strikingly less important or dramatic than expected.'

And given the definition I guess the end of the world not happening could be classed as a bit of an anticlimax. The calendar did roll over to a new number (see picture) which I am assuming means 100. If that is the case then we must assume the end of the world is probably 900 days away. So the apocalypse is officially rescheduled, by my Hyundai, to a new date of October 26th 2010. I'll try and remember to remind you the day before.

Couple of other points.
There a fundamentalist Christians and fundamentalist Muslims but you never hear of fundamentalist Atheists

Last night on the TV news the new reader said that Ford were recalling thousands of their trucks ‘because of problems with their ho’s’ does
Eliot Spitzer have a Ford then?

In professional and school life we are taught there is no such thing as a stupid question. Bollocks!!!! There are tons of ‘em. “Do you want another beer?. “Would you like some chocolate?”, “Do these trousers make me look fat?” and “Do bears poo in the woods?” Are among the first that spring to my mind. Let’s bring some sanity. SOME QUESTIONS ARE STUPID!!!



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Bazza

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