In the blog titled 'Least Honest Four words' I talked about phrases that are inherently dishonest. Well how about phrases that make you do the opposite?. Below I’ve listed three of my favourites - along with that real world response. Do you have better ones?
Phrase: “You need to adjust your attitude”
Response: Yeah I’ll adjust my ***ing attitude you <inset expletive>!
Phrase: “Don’t look now but...”
Response: Where? Where? Where?
Phrase: “It’s a secret so keep it to yourself.”
Response: Oh boy! I gotta tell someone.
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Bazza
My Favorite is, "careful of that - it's hot" always ends up with someone touching the thing in question.
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