Blog Writer Mysteriously Disappears

It’s true I did disappear. Thanks to all those who sent insults or encouragement while I was away.

First dispel a few rumours:
1. I have not been abducted by aliens. They were only searching for intelligent life-forms, which ruled me out.
2. I did not die of a heart attack during the Chelsea Liverpool game, though I think I was close.
3. I have not suspended the blog in favour of Twitter or FaceBook.

No, I just got really busy and while I normally get plenty of writing opportunities on my travels this recent lot was not as accommodating.

I will be in full flow soon – you have been warned.

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Bazza